who will think about the children?

i just ran into the craziest kid on my way to vote this afternoon. he was skipping down the street making peace signs (very richard nixon) and i made eye contact with him and smiled as he passed me and he just exploded into 'hi,hi,hi,hi,hi,hi...woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo.' i think that kid had one too many epipens today.